23 and facing the harsh world. Biromantic, demisexual, cisgendered, fat, witchy, feminist female, future psychologist, of a Liberal but not always enlightened variety. I post political things, personal things, nerdy things, and anything in-between.
 
 
 

andehdrawzbewbs:




If it makes you feel better, that’s all I usually get too..well…yeah, just different motion and all. Nevermind, now I’m explaining shit

 
 
 
 

youarenotyou:

adailyriot:

flapjackstate:

lettherebecramp:

iilokire:

princessbubblecum:

suchirolle:

freedom-star:

owlmylove:

phantomofyourheart:

sweatercider:

valjeanvaljean:

alohisha:

i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever. 

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously. 

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

I started crying. Real womanly tears from this.

My stomach hurts from silent roars of laughter.

OH

MY

CHRIST

ohmygod im crying

too much

laughter

i’;m sobbing hoLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOOSDJHFGFJgh

Please.
Please please please PLEASE WATCH THIS
OHMYGOD. 

I TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY

I TOLD YOU

AND IF YOU’RE NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY, WATCH THIS AND IT WILL BECOME ONE

Oh god who is this amazing person

oh my gosh. I love all the people from Balloon Shop… but particularly him. 

omg omg omg omg

Can’t breathe…I’m totally breathing it back

WHAT IS AIR?!!!

 
 

LOST: SELF-RESPECT

mymustacheissincere:

gublerwood:

I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact: 

See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me. 

But somewhere in between that picture being taken and this picture being taken…. 

My self-respect seems to have vanished… And I’m getting really worried because I’m starting to think I’ve become a little bit of a slut? I looked up the symptoms of being a slut and I have them all: 

  • sudden awareness of control over one’s body 
  • sudden awareness of control over one’s sexuality 
  • sudden awareness of control over one’s sex life 
  • sudden awareness of rights over one’s mind and body 
  • consensually taking part in sexual activities with one or more partners 

And I won’t even go on with the list because there are just too many symptoms that prove that I’ve become a slut :( I really don’t know what happened. Ever since I lost my self-respect, my life has just become an abyss and I’ve just become this really terrible person with a really terrible life and I just want to find my self-respect so I can once again lead a fulfilling life. I want to be pure once more. I want to feel whole. 

Please, if you have any information of any sort on where my self-respect might have gone, feel free to call me at 1-800-INTERNALISED-MISOGYNY

Or try me on my cell 

1-800-I-LOVE-SLUT-SHAMING 

Thank you for your time. 

I love you for this.

(Source: myratter)

 
 

youarenotyou:

When Nickelback replies on Twitter, Part 1

holy shit omg 

BRILLIANT!

(Source: fyeahnickelback)

 
 
Ah…ohhh…clever

Ah…ohhh…clever

(Source: meme4u)

 
 
mudbloodsanddemigods:

fuckingomnomnommonster:

JUST STRUT, GONNA BE OKAY, DA  DA DOO DOO MMM. 

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.

I DIED! I LITERALLY DIED!

mudbloodsanddemigods:

fuckingomnomnommonster:

JUST STRUT, GONNA BE OKAY, DA  DA DOO DOO MMM. 

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.

I DIED! I LITERALLY DIED!