Idk Matt, I’m Nikki Montgomery. That’s pretty fucking good.
Rizzo Aurora. Hmmm…
Sybil Saint Mary.
WOW that sounds like a scam fortune teller’s name.
Cheeto Spacewalk.
…yeah.I’m Penny Fremont but I don’t think it matters after Cheeto Spacewalk.
lucy fairview
sounds legit
Kitty Cow Hill
Pandora Weatherstone
I’ve got a box of unmentionable things….yeaaaaahhhhh
(Source: barrowmen)
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA
I dunno,if there’s really a porn with him I’m fuckin’ going to watch it.
His hair is just so damn perfect.
*stifling laughter*
This is why I love this man.
Borussia Mönchengladbach Grasslot… what a weird porn-star name (yes my cat was named after a German football team)
Kitty Higbee. That’s right.
Mervin Blue Line (my gerbil and my first street Blue Line Lane)
I am now called Reginald Biddulph ;)